Resolved

Nov. 24, 2006

Yes, it's true, about 30 more days to go before the last movie gasps its way into 2006's annals. But why not get a jump on movie stuff resolutions?
The first installment: Never Again.
We never again want to see, hear or read about:
(1) Tom Cruise-related nuptials or the lack thereof.
(2) Brangelina-related nuptials, parentage or paparazzi flaps.
(3) Ensemble-cast-driven scenarios about strangers' lives intersecting.
(4) '70s' movies and TV shows recycled into bad new movies.
(5) Matt McConaughey in leading-man roles.
(6) Another Basic Instinct sequel.
(7) Another Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.
(8) Another Clerks sequel.
(9) Post bizarre meltdown "apologies" from movie stars
(10) Denzel Washington wielding an automatic weapon on the right or wrong side of the law.
Got any Never Agains?